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OBAMA BIDEN 2012: WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! -


TAGS: obama biden fantasy island
Rating: 4.63/5

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JGalt - October 12, 2012, 10:13 pm
best of the day. Rich Corinthian Leather shoes!


THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works


TAGS: gun control hitler castro qaddafi stalin idi amin mao tse tung pol pot kim jong il
Rating: 4.43/5

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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him


MOVING DAY - January 21, 2013


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election biden
Rating: 4.58/5

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Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 5:33 pm
how'd that work out?
OlderThanDirt - October 10, 2012, 9:10 am
OMG. Love it!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 8:15 pm
Eviction day November 6
vbattaile - October 9, 2012, 6:19 pm
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


HEY OBAMA - It's Your Economy You Inherited This Time .




BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.79/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


RIDE THE UNICORN -


TAGS: unicorn ride
Rating: 4.75/5

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JGalt - September 21, 2012, 11:44 pm
i watched the SNL primetime political special the other night- it was all anti-Romney. Nada regarding Obama. Those liberals were probably afraid they'd be getting phone calls, heck- the white house probably approved and redlined the darn script for it.
jonny5 - September 21, 2012, 10:55 pm
The sad part is most elected democrats, and MSNBC staff, would never realize this was meant sarcastically


ID REQUIRED - How come we don't hear liberals screaming about all these other things that require an ID? Elections matter




LIBERAL INTELLIGENCE? - The problems with the VP's statement: 1. the market crashed in 1929 & FDR was elected in 1932 & 2. TVs were still in the laboratory. And they dare to call Bush dumb?


TAGS: biden quote ignorance
Rating: 4.48/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 10:49 pm
Could never get past his hair plugs


VOTER ID - Time for a change




you mean to tell me -




Illegal Parasites -




Priorities -




NOT THE ANSWER - Only Criminals Would Have Guns Then..




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - If you tell LIES big enough and keep repeating them, IDIOTS will believe you. IDIOT- 1: a person affected with extreme mental retardation. 2: a foolish or stupid person.


TAGS: liberals idiots funny truth
Rating: 4.04/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 5:23 am
I've got a copy of a discussion with a moonbat liberal from the other night. He could spew all the talking points. When given facts he could do nothing but offer his FOX lies lines.. Once they say the talking point they are done. It's all they got
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 2:20 am
StarryEyedGuy needs to go to Daily Kos for the "Lie List" since liberals don't actually know what they are repeating
WTFO - September 8, 2012, 8:52 pm
What lies?
starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 1:59 pm
I agree, that's what Romney and Ryan are doing right now.


THE TEA PARTY -




Blindfolds and Kool-Aid -




EAGLE REPLACED BY SKUNK ON PRESIDENTIAL SEAL - HALF BLACK HALF WHITE AND EVERYTHING HE DOES STINKS




REPUBLICANS -




LIBERAL INTELLIGENCE? - Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the DNC stated, that Republicans believe illegal immigration “should in fact be a crime.” What part of illegal does she not get?


TAGS: liberal democrat illegal immigration stupidity
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:54 pm
Funny
WTFO - December 10, 2013, 12:53 am
I'd enjoy hearing how this is out of context. However, here it is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqJO6sk7AA at about the 30 second mark. Not out of context, she's an idiot that doesn't understand entering the US illegally is a crime.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 8:16 pm
I think this is something that is being taken out of context. facts are not facts unless stated IN context
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:12 pm
Sorry there was a typo in my #51584 post. I meant to say "her ignorance is NOT representative of every liberal". However, as stated her role as DNC chair is to forward the majority opinion of her party.
politicz - April 7, 2013, 11:28 am
So you are implying that all liberals follow her? Why is it that every time I argue with someone here, the people I argue against use the generalization fallacy.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:47 am
lol, so was I. the formatting/placement of these comments can be so weird.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:46 am
I was responding the politicz, not you. Sorry for the confusion.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:41 am
I believe you may be misinterpreting the joke... I'm not saying you did say anything, I'm saying if we did the same thing as the poster, and were to generalize republicans based off of Palin, seeing them make posters like this would appear common place.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:16 am
While her ignorance is representative of every liberal, she is a leading voice in her party and is in charge of forwarding their agenda.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:04 am
As the head of the DNC, she is a representative of liberalism in the Dem party.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 5:39 pm
Strawman fallacy. I never said that.
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:16 pm
if you base republicans off of sara palin, it shouldn't be too big of surprise.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 7:01 am
So you generalize all liberals on this woman?


OBAMA - the reason an IQ test should be required to vote


TAGS: iq test stupid people obama
Rating: 4.56/5

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HSHendy - September 16, 2012, 11:01 pm
I is a shame that the jim crow laws done buy the democrates lead to suppresing the black vote. If IQ test were needed Im sure Democrates would do something like that again.
starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 2:03 pm
Would have been a huge problem for the Republicans in 2000, and 2004. LOL


Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




COLLEGE KIDS -




Tax rates under Bernie -




LIBERAL HYPOCRISY - THE PARTY OF INTOLERANCE HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR CHRISTIAN VALUES




SOLUTIONS NOT EXCUSES - When I'm Elected President, I Won't Blame Obama For The Problems I Inherited. I Will FIX Them .




Calibration Issue??? -




Diversity -




INEPTOCRACY - The definition revealed


TAGS: inept obama reid pelosi
Rating: 4.69/5

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JGalt - September 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
why I changed my vote; http://whyichangedmyvote.com/?source=display-bosupporters&cdtrack_creative=bc0c8310-2f1b-4ac8-9b77-dce681fe2cff&cdtrack_source=6766ecf9-5d7e-4988-ba24-e120e6fe0873&gclid=CIj3_b3Y27ICFeeDQgodxmcA3A
jaxx - September 29, 2012, 12:49 pm
Nailed it!


The Nutty Professor -


TAGS: peter singer eugenics nutty professor abortion infanticide b********* planned parenthoodprinceton liberals progressives leftists
Rating: 4.67/5

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HazelBrown - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
A beast. What should be done with him?


VOTER ID -




If you can get arrested for hunting and fishing without a license -




Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -


TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats funny true
Rating: 4.31/5

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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


I CAN'T RUN ON MY RECORD ... - So I'll Keep Talking About Romney's Tax Returns ....




HONORABLE MEN - President Bush fulfilling a promise to work out with a wounded hero he visited in Walter Reed. Odd, the news didn't report this story.




Native Americans were killed by European diseases -


TAGS: stupid liberalism
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:31 am
I didn't want to be too brutally honest.
EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
Might be?


LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXV -




LAUGHING HYENAS UNTIL JAN 2013 - CAN ANYONE TAKE THIS ADMINISTRATION SERIOUSLY DUMB AND DUMBER TRY TO LAUGH OFF DESTROYING THE COUNTRY IN FOUR YEARS


TAGS: obama biden romney ryan
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:26 am
The voting public always gets the last laugh.


GO GET EM' JOE -


TAGS: biden hell s ngels biker chick
Rating: 4.79/5

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JGalt - December 17, 2013, 3:52 am
This is a hoot- Joe give advice to a UNH student, fails to follow his own advice- as liberals typically adise "DO as I say, not as I do..." http://theblacksphere.net/2013/12/joe-biden-cops-holly-jolly-feel/
oldgun - September 10, 2012, 7:46 pm
He's like the annoying jerk at a party that knows nothing but talks real loud and tries to tell you how much he knows. Yeah, he's honest..
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 3:09 pm
*heart*
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
I actually like Joe Biden. He is not polished and he speaks from his heat. So, he makes lots of gaffes. But it also means he is honest.
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 3:01 pm
LOL. This is funny. Good one.


idiots -


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:14 am
True this


FACEPALM - When the PRESIDENT facepalms you, then you're in deep trouble




White Supremacist David Duke Endorses Trump -


TAGS: david duke endorses donald trump ku klux klan kkk white supremacist racism bigotry evilness
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 26, 2016, 2:22 am
I ran into this story today, http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/25/they-are-just-evil-glenn-beck-says-only-donald-trump-would-get-a-pass-on-this/


"BUT I ALWAYS SAY WHAT I MEAN." - 1 - Put Y'all Back In Chains... 2 - ‘Yes We Do’ Want To ‘Raise Taxes By $1 Trillion’




SHEEPLE - In this case, they feeble-minded are following a charismatic teleprompter reader.




warning... -




JEFFREY LEBOWSKI - The Dude for President 2012. Mellow out and abide man




YOU KNOW THAT HUGE LEAD OBAMA HAS? - Hey Romney... YOU BUILT THAT!


TAGS: romney 47 hidden video funny
Rating: 2.79/5

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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:28 pm
TRANSLATION (JDolt): I am a terrible liar. My manager let me fix the deep fat fryer at McDonalds once and now I like to think of myself as a scientist when I flip those fries. Would you like to Supersize that?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:40 am
Seeing as you're the owner, what was the title of the person who promoted you, exactly?
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 6:56 am
I am a scientist- Scientists can't get promoted to administrative positions in your world?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
oh wait... scratch that... factory owner, yeah, that's it...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
I thought you were a scientist...
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
I've been working in contract admin for years. More regulation? Some could argue that the extra regulation was not necessary and adds cost to the process!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:52 pm
But he gave them a grace period and most of them jacked up the rates from 10-11% to 19-22%. Argument fail
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
If you want more examples Groucho, I have them. You let me know, ok?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:40 pm
H) He gave tax cuts to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
G) He signed the Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
F) He established the Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:37 pm
E) He signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:36 pm
D) He insisted that the stimulus package included approximately $18 billion for nondefense scientific research and development...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:35 pm
C) He signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:34 pm
B) He issued an executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:33 pm
A) He signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were previously uninsured...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
Groucho, for the sake of the conversation,I'd be happy to tell you some of the things I like about Obama:
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:43 pm
Okay,fans,thats the bell ringing.Class is dismissed.I made some GOOD anti-Obama posters to show you haters how it SHOULD be done.Look for them.Take notes & do your homework.Its really not that hard Romneybots.Just take a deep conscious breath.Bye now! :-)
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
P.S.PWNed
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
FLASHBACK(Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): Remembers the time he lost the Special Ed spelling bee. The word? S-W-A-L-L-O-W. Instead he spelled: I-A-M-A-T-E-A-B-A-G-G-E-R. He thought synonyms counted. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:31 pm
TRANSLATION(Grouch**EABAGGEDmarxist): I'm officially pissed... ANGRILY TYPE TYPE TYPE My poor keyboard :-(
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thank God for typos... Otherwise you'd look like a complete idiot as is you're just an idiot ...
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:23 pm
Clarify. Huh? dem won't budge from giveaways? You want them to give away MORE stuff? Okay... thought that you were AGAINST hand outs? Clarify
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:22 pm
We are past that. He had a premature post moment. He thought that was my response to his questions. I was busy typing my answers. I can type fast. But I need more than 3 secs to respond to a question.HAHA
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:15 pm
and the dems won't budge from more giveaways, what's your point?
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:13 pm
in comment #39515 above, you said "Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls."
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:04 pm
Truth be told: You made one good point. Leave mom's basement for a bit. Put down the Red Bull. Walk around outside. Take a deep breath. Then come back and makes posters about THAT one good point.Might actually help your campaign. Hitler Obama posters dont
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:01 pm
So I answered your questions, Teabagger. Anything else you want to know?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:58 pm
So on the Embassy thing, you make a good point. You should tell Romney. He's completely BLOWN a real opportunity and it's too late now for him to take advantage of it. It got buried in the news cycle and by his gaffes. You should email Mitt
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
So on the embassy one: Good point. Is this a disaster like the Carter hostage situation? No, no, no. Obama did his version of a Carter style special OP thing and actually succeeded. This is more like the mistake Bush was making when he said: Mission Accom
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:55 pm
ON the embassy: I actually agree with yo on that one. The President leads from behind. While that covert op stuff works great against folks like Gaddafi and Osama, it doesn't work well against this sort of attack. I think Obama is playing it too safe.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:54 pm
ANSWER: Can't pass anything without the consent of the house and the Repubs only want tax cuts. Tax cuts don't create jobs. They didn't stop the economic meltdown even as Bush passed BIG tax cuts.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:53 pm
Huh? You lost me on this one. Where did I use the word "annihilate" in my answer on debt? Speaking of "bright one" you spelled "annihilate" in a way that would make Forrest Gump proud.LOL It's not "aniliate."LOL No one said you were smart, Teabagger.LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Really now... You ever hear of the senate? Why is Harry Reid sitting on 30 bills from the house?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:51 pm
ON The unemployed: I dunno. Ask the Republicans. They control the part of govt that makes law. The President simply signs them into a law. Didn't you take constitutional law. Do they teach that in special ed?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
WOW... Anililating Romney in the polls? That does what for the unemployment rate? You're not a bright one.. But then.. I don't expect much from teabagged libs
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
ON debt: I blame the debt on the GOP and Bush since they ran up a big bill for a war we essentially lost. Obama was forced to use debt to buy us time since the collapse of the market was plunging us into paralysis.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:48 pm
(for the deaf) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:47 pm
Is the 16 trillion in debt? Or the 8.3% unemployment? Perhaps it's his bend over and grab the ankles when our embassies are trashed and personnel murdered? What is you like about this loser? Kindred spirit?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
(in case u miss it) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:44 pm
I answered you below. Twice in fact. So I take it that this wasn't meant for me but was a conversation you were having with Mittens? Wouldn't spinning knock you off your kneepads? Scratch that... don't want to know. BTW..TMI X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:41 pm
ANSWER: The best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Keep spinning
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Oh, no. I don't mind answering your question. I was just waiting for you to take your kneepads off and finish with Mitten first. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:38 pm
I guess that's a no... Just blind adoration of a complete loser.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
P.S. PWNed.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
How is taking off your kneepads gonna get me to answer your question? You can keep them on. X-D That's the only love Mittens is getting right now.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:54 pm
Word of advice, Teabagger: Leave comedy to the professionals. If you stay here arguing with me all day, aren't you going to miss out on a Teabagger rally/cross burning? X-D Later, Teabagger.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:52 pm
If you keep talking to yourself that way, Teabagger, people might think you're crazy. Wait a sec, they already do. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:51 pm
So sans kneepads tell what you love about babababa bamster?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:50 pm
I'd say it was coming out of every facial orifice you have ... It what happens when you get Teabagged
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:32 pm
Nope. You just can't hear me with all bullcrap coming out of your ears. You should get that looked at, Teabagger. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Something in your mouth? You're mumbling
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 4:02 pm
Shouldn't talk to yourself, Teabagger. They have medication for that, you know. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
s****** the koolaid
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
Say what Teabagged?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist:(claims he can SEE things others can't, says)"I see dead people!" TRANSLATION: Yeah, one of them is the Romney campaign. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hey, Teabagger, you can SEE oversampling-in-the-polls, right? *chuckle* Mind telling me who is going to win the Superbowl this year with your special ability?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... A tabloid? Okay, I see your tabloid and I raise you a dozen reputable sources and Fox's very own Chris Wallace's who say Romney is losing in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:28 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/polls-romney-leads-obama-51-44-on-trust-to-handling-the-economy It's a poll... Keep smilin'
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:14 pm
:)
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:30 pm
100% of "Americans"??? In your freaking dreams... Try.... Lazy welfare liberals, illegals, idiots....


OPTIMUS PRIME FOR PRESIDENT - I'd vote for him Would you?




PATIENCE -




OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




PARANOIA IS SILLY - Oh sure! That's just what they WANT you to believe...


TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 2.69/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:47 pm
So they think because we don't trust the government we're paranoid? It's not paranoia, it's PATTERN RECOGNITION.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:46 pm
It starts when you're always afraid... step outta line, the Man comes and takes you away.
Renza - February 25, 2013, 12:04 pm
Quick, everyone be quiet, I think I saw them creeping outside the window. Not to mention the van that hangs out down the street. And the wifi signal that says "not a surveillance van"...
nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2013, 4:30 pm
Just because you're paranoid, don't mean we're not after you. Gotta find a way, to find a way. When I'm there. Gotta find a way, a better way. I had better wait. Gotta find a way, to find a way.
PapaFox - January 26, 2013, 3:42 pm
They are. Bwaahaahaa! (Insert Snidely Whiplash evil grin)
ipaprime - January 26, 2013, 11:14 am
just because i am paranoid does not mean they are not trying to get me.


too hideous -


TAGS: hideous
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - November 4, 2015, 7:09 pm
his comment was in context with the present company of congress included... LOL remember- the opposite of congress is progress!
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 6:15 am
It is not the job that is dirty it is the scum that gets elected. Particularly the democrats.


AIR FORCE ONE REMODEL - Just keepin it real y'all! The other side of the plane reads: "Gourmet Chef Express" for when Bammy flies in celebrity chefs for date night.




MR. BEAN FOR PRESIDENT - Thats it. I am voting for Sidious.


TAGS: mr bean for president
Rating: 3.36/5

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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Don't get it


WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF !!! - That President Obama Attended Columbia University


TAGS: obama romney democrat republican reid
Rating: 4.77/5

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vbattaile - September 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
He was playing golf
vbattaile - September 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
Obama's not working
Reality Lord - September 5, 2012, 7:57 pm

yup...funny....very
crankyhead - September 5, 2012, 6:51 pm
5pectacular
deerbag2 - September 5, 2012, 5:03 pm
very very funny


DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - Conservatives would like to see an end to welfare; Liberals would like to see an end to capitalism!




America in decline under Democrat influence. -


TAGS: obama decline politics president
Rating: 4.42/5

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RonaldReagan - May 5, 2015, 4:24 pm
Ginger. Favorite program of my youth.


INFIDELITY - If your husband cheats on you once, you're a victim. If your husband cheats on your twice, you're a volunteer. If your husband cheats on your three times, you're Hillary.


TAGS: clinton infidelity
Rating: 3.9/5

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calron - June 7, 2015, 2:20 pm
Only three times? I think you misunderestimate [sic] Bill.


BRAINS! - I need brains!


TAGS: sarah palin stupid zombie snatch
Rating: 2.5/5

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Static - March 18, 2013, 11:37 am
Looks like your mother enjoyed her gangbang.


FOUR MORE YEARS - Because idiots need a Santa Claus government




DEEP THOUGHTS WITH BARACK OBAMA -




I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.




FACE MINUS PALM - when the fail demands strangling the Vice President for his last Speech


TAGS: strangle obama president fail facepalm
Rating: 3.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:24 am
That could be a lot of things in this Admin


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - based upon election results...




Idiotic Trump Fanatics -




THE VEEP DEBATE - This will be the most one-sided affair since the first Gulf War. We can't wait.




Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -




WORKAHOLIC - Not this guy! One month of golf per year, plenty of fancy dinner parties, the economy in ruins, let the peasants eat cake!




New American Socialist Party hypocrisy -


TAGS: hidabeast
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - July 16, 2016, 6:24 pm
Hlllogic: 500% is NOT 300%


"I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT" - Because I think killing children with drones is ok when a Democrat does it.




LIBERALS - are idiots


TAGS: idot
Rating: 4.53/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 7:53 am
Republicans dedicated to ending slavery took longer to realize the inevitable mass slavery resulting from progressivism/socialism and turned away from it and to the wealth and freedom of capitalism.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 7:51 am
Democrats the party of slavery; the leaders realized that socialism results in mass slavery and embraced socialism.


LIBERALS - yes, they really are that stupid!




WHO WILL HE BLAME NOW ?? - For The Mess He's Inherited .....




THE MITT HITS THE FAN - ROMNEY INSULTED TO DATE: Great Britain, Palestinians, Russia, China, Half of USA, The Elderly, Disabled Vets OUR INTELLIGENCE


TAGS: romney 47 hidden video funny
Rating: 3.4/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:12 pm
:)
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
LOL @ your new avatar arnnatz. Project much?
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:21 pm
Authorized by whom, exactly? Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:12 pm
They were authorized the previous year and weren't dependent on the debt ceiling. Duh!
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:11 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:08 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
they go out. Now who controls the treasury department?
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
way to stress your ignorance of american government. Congress doesn't issue the paychecks to the military or social security. Those are disbursed by the treasury department who decides what payments which were authorized by congress go out and when
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:54 pm
Not to put too fine a point on it arnnatz, but once again, a foreigner has to educate you on the workings of your own government. Obama can't make that promise, only Congress can.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:52 pm
c'mon cranky, even someone with your IQ can see it was a political statement. He could have said, you guys are wonderful, I'll make sure you get paid no matter what happens. But no...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... erase Romneys comments from the public record.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... Those guys in the trenches getting sh** at defending my freedom are a bunch of irresponsible entitlement losers who won't take responsibility for their lives? Pardon me arnnatz, but no amount or distraction or deflection is going to...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
You don't see the difference between saying that there "won't be enough money to pay the soldiers unless congress acts" versus...
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:42 pm
When do you turn 15?
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
The same soldiers that Obama said he couldn't guarantee a paycheck for if congress didn't raise the debt ceiling?
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Doctors just want to amputate legs for a quick $50,000
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 6:26 pm
Don't forget, he also insulted active duty soldiers in combat zones.
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:37 pm
Beerack Barry... only drinks and plays golf and blames bush
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
And Barry is the first anti-American president and an INSULT to American values and the Founders.


ARMED INFIDEL: AMERICAN JIHAD - Xtians have murdered more innocents in history than all religious groups combined! (Famous Xtian terrorists include: Nazis, Colonists, Joe McCarthy, Tim McVeigh, Hitler, Paul Ryan, Al Qaeda, David Koresh, etc.)




OUR NATIONAL DEBT: THE NEW FORM OF SLAVERY - Middle Class Are Government Debt Slaves




JOE BIDEN QUOTE - "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical." (the American dead would disagree)




EPIC FAILURE -


TAGS: obama epic failure 2014 midterms worst president ever
Rating: 4.5/5

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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 8:40 pm
It makes me wonder what the DOJ has dug up on everybody who doesn't agree with him.
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LIBERALS - Yes, some of them really are that stupid!




RED STATES ARE LOWEST IQ STATES - FOX NEWS IS MAKING RIGHTISTS RETARDS


TAGS: red states low iq s stupid
Rating: 1.19/5

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KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:31 am
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9319
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:25 am
Great point! So how do you think the people in #4 feel about the taxing people making over 250K a year thing? Bear in mind if a teacher is married to a fireman they make over 250K a year...or is this you are hearing about it?
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am
But the "smartest" state elected him didn't they? Again and again...wasn't that your point? High IQ=better voting? Good to see you like the united bi-partisan approach though!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:45 am
methinks he's been ingesting too much embalming fluid. I wonder how bad the fumes alone are messing up his head
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:34 am

Agreed. "Opiates don't f*** up the mind"? LOLwut?..... Crazytown.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh yes it does. Look at Edgar Allen Poe. He was wasted on it most of the time. Supposedly the only way he could write the wacky stuff he wrote.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:25 am
What's that have to do with anything? They are personal friends.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:28 pm
Opiates don't f*** up the mind to that extreme. You smoke medical marijuana?
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:27 pm
No, it's highly accurate.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:26 pm
Lieberman? LMAO, he was kissing McCain's a** throughout the entire 2008 campaign.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:25 pm
One term Mitt - they Chose EMK for the senate, not Mittstery.
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:15 pm
or a chart I made up when I was zonked on opiates
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:04 pm
Title should have been "logical fallacies"
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 6:08 pm
#1 on the list elected a good Senator...
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:21 pm
#2 on the list elected Mitt as governor...


RIGHT OVER THERE - Is An American That Still Has a Job.




Barack Hussein Obama: America's Neville Chamberlain -




The Old Indian Sheepdog -




GOOFY FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT - GOOFY CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT STOLE HIS IDENTITY Eric Holder says charges won't stick! (wanna bet)




isn't it strange -




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Says he wants to get more in touch with today's young voters ...




GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT - Because government and politics are total bullshit ...




resignations -


TAGS: mid term
Rating: 4.47/5

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OTC - May 31, 2014, 4:03 pm
Run Democrats, run!


KLEPTOCRACY - A government by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed


TAGS: obama pelosi reid corrupt
Rating: 4.19/5

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JGalt - April 6, 2014, 10:20 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/04/harry-reid-koch_n_5092685.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular


REPUBLICAN LOGIC - Yeah, it really is that bad.


TAGS: gop stupidity
Rating: 3.29/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2017, 10:20 pm
I made more money under Bush than I( ever did under the Golden Boy Obama.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 5:36 pm
Repeating that lie does not make it true. lt just makes idiots vote for the democrats that are ripping us off.


Stupid liberal quotes -


TAGS: stupid quotes
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 22, 2013, 11:55 pm
you should know by now that I have been against the corrupt Rinos as well.
crankyhead - October 22, 2013, 11:16 am
...conservative values.
crankyhead - October 22, 2013, 11:16 am
Furthermore, one could argue that corrupt liberals aren't really promoting liberalism, are they? Much in the same way that corrupt conservatives who try to skirt around the legislative process in order to repeal obamacare, aren't really promoting...
crankyhead - October 22, 2013, 11:14 am
The corruption argument is a good one, granted. You should be wary of believing that only one side of the aisle is trying to corrupt the process of good governance. Shutdown ring a bell?
StoneTools - October 22, 2013, 9:04 am
In the 2013-2014 election cycle, the going rate for a Democratic a**ignment as the ranking member on a top committee like the House Ways and Means or Financial Services Committees is $500,000.
JGalt - October 22, 2013, 6:42 am
The implementation of it here by corrupt politicians is... but you can't see that because you don't live here.
crankyhead - October 21, 2013, 10:53 pm
LOL. Nice. And thanks for the freebie. =)
crankyhead - October 21, 2013, 10:52 pm
New York is pretty cold, just sayin'. Liberalism isn't evil JG. Stop drinking the Hannity Kool-Aid.
JGalt - October 21, 2013, 10:41 pm
liberalism in Canada is not as evil as it is here, and lazy libtards don't want to live in the cold when they can get more freebies from California or New York, that's what keeps the Canadian system working....better than here.
JGalt - October 21, 2013, 10:39 pm
I'm feeling generous today. I can see liberal stupidity from my house! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UR5M5teyQ0
JGalt - October 21, 2013, 10:38 pm
my turn- will you pay me to prove it to you?
OTC - October 21, 2013, 12:39 pm
See, its so stupid, even a liberal can't believe it.
crankyhead - October 21, 2013, 10:46 am
Are you sure YOU didn't just make this up?
JGalt - October 21, 2013, 6:30 am
Liberals, making **** up, as usual. 350 million American citizens. Nancy needs to hang it up since she can't do the math!


HOW LIBERALS - Get their ideas


TAGS: liberal ideas
Rating: 4.6/5

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Renza - February 11, 2013, 11:45 am
that's a she?
OlderThanDirt - February 11, 2013, 10:41 am
I bet a dollar she eats it.....


GEORGE H.W. BUSH - Read my lips: No new taxes... psyche!




STUPID LIBERALS - Where's the lower price?


TAGS: stupid
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - January 9, 2014, 4:42 pm
Funny how 'outragous' gas prices were the fault of the POTUS when it was a Republican, but even higher prices under a Democrat POTUS isn't his fault


ELECTION 2012 MADE EASY - Vote for the American




BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?


TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Yikes
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.


Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -




10 0UT OF 10 AGREE - It's not hard when you don't pay attention to what's going on out there!!


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.73/5

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WHY NOT? - ITS JUST AS BELIEVABLE AS THAT OTHER HOPE AND CHANGE CRAP




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